Well Crap - that link was NOT what I thought

I was lied to this morning. I asked what time he came to bed - he said 11 pm. I was up at 1:30 am with the baby and he wasn't in bed at that point. I called him on it, he said he really thought it was 11 pm and he must have fallen asleep on the couch longer than he realized. I'm not sure whether I believe him.

Then I thought of a funny diddy from the movie "Pillow Talk" that says, (singing) "You lied, you dog. And you'll be sooorrry. You lied, you dog, and you will pay." or something like that. I went to look it up, found a video, clicked on the link and there were porn thumbnails EVERYWHERE. Like, surrounding the entire video were thumbnails of nearly naked women. Large thumbnails. This movie is from the 1960s!!! It is a Doris Day movie for goodness sake! It can't get much more clean than that and it was in the middle of a freakin' porn treasure trove. I'm so angry. That is NOT what I was looking for. So, the minor trigger of a possible lie has now turned into full blown anger and we have our first couples counseling session today with a new counselor. I'm anxious about that anyway because the one time we've gone before many years ago was not a good experience.

Well crap, now I have to work my way out of the mud back into the light. I don't like being in the mud.